Bill

Hey there, my name is Bill.
I was born right on this hill.
I love to eat barbeque grill
My girlfriend, Sue, is on the pill.

In the mornings, I start my day,
Doing yoga on a christmas sleigh.
It doesn't seem, as my body betrays,
Coz I eat fish and chips with mayonaise.

It's in the garden I like to be,
Toiling away, as you can see.
Although I'm smaller than the smallest tree.
Mushrooms can never be as tall as me.

Enter my house, and you will find.
Pictures of flowers of every kind,
Roses, Orchids, blooms on vines,
I love most the flower that tells the suns time.

I dream of the world beyond my hill,
What it's like to sunbathe in Brazil.
Or to even feel a skydiver's thrill.
It's nice to meet you, my name is Bill.